#10.Never cook with table salt.
(Use sea salt instead)
#9. Don’t mix the herbs with your olive oil.
(That’s such a Martha Stewart move)
#8. Do not multi task.
(Unless you’re a woman)
#7. Leave the water in the sink running for no apparent reason.
(I get furious when I see this happen)
#6. Argue with your partner.
(Wait until after they’ve done the dishes)
#5. Substitute Coriander with Parsley.
(Don’t ask why! Just don’t do it)
#4. Smoke while cooking.
(Nobody wants a nicotine coated meatloaf)
#3. Never apologize for your food.
(If you don’t like it then you can …)
#2. Don’t cook for someone you don’t like.
(Go to Coop and get a whole chicken instead)
#1: Don’t allow vegetarians in your kitchen.
(Preferably your home)