I wish…

I wish … (not in any specific order)

1-  Ladies would keep the toilet seat left the fuck up. (unless you want us to miss)

2- The world would just stop sucking Mario Balotelli’s dick.

3- McDonald’s went out of business. (too wishful?)

4- Obama was a little more black. Cause’ he’s not “Black Enough”!

5- America was the greatest country in the world. Oh wait, it is!

6- Marijuana was just a plant and not a “drug”.

7- Stockholm was a little fucking warmer.

8- Women could drive!

9- I could disinvent the iPad.

10- I had 10 more wishes! Oh wait, I can. Cause’ it’s MY fucking blog! 🙂

What’s your wish?