I wish … (not in any specific order)
1- Ladies would keep the toilet seat left the fuck up. (unless you want us to miss)
2- The world would just stop sucking Mario Balotelli’s dick.
3- McDonald’s went out of business. (too wishful?)
4- Obama was a little more black. Cause’ he’s not “Black Enough”!
5- America was the greatest country in the world. Oh wait, it is!
6- Marijuana was just a plant and not a “drug”.
7- Stockholm was a little fucking warmer.
8- Women could drive!
9- I could disinvent the iPad.
10- I had 10 more wishes! Oh wait, I can. Cause’ it’s MY fucking blog! 🙂
What’s your wish?